Lambton Primary School

Lambton Primary School

Believe to Achieve

Caradoc Close, Lambton Village, Washington, Tyne And Wear, NE38 0PL

worm@lambtonprimary.co.uk

0191 481 3993

Jokes

Potato Jokes

1. Q: Who is the most powerful potato in the galaxy?

A: Darth-Tater

2. Q:What do baseball players call their potato fans?

A: Speck-Tators

Kids' Jokes

1. Q:What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A: A Dino-snore

2. Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

A: Because she was stuffed

Another Joke

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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