Potato Jokes
1. Q: Who is the most powerful potato in the galaxy?
A: Darth-Tater
2. Q:What do baseball players call their potato fans?
A: Speck-Tators
Kids' Jokes
1. Q:What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A: A Dino-snore
2. Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
A: Because she was stuffed
Another Joke
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.